i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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