we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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