I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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