at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Is it penis luge time yet?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Found the puke drawer
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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