I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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