You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There r osticjed everywhere
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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