it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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