idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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