hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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