: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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