I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
