I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't think brook has ever known best
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
