Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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