It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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