i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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