I like to think it a success when the cops are called
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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