what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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