david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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