you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
false alarm, still single
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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