I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the day after is always just damage control
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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