For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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