...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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