Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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