I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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