He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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