so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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