i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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