We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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