No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Less talking, more tequila
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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