I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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