For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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