Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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