just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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