; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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