Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
porn star boner night. come get it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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