Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Someone shattered a urinal.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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