Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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