I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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