Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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