Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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