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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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