Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up under a house in Key West
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