i don't like sucking hair
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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