As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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