don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
