Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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