i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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