I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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