dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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