ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
