just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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